Metavents Event!
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The Metavents Event is a 54 week long annual event that takes place in the heart of the city of Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. It is hosted 12 hours per day, 7 days a week, for the next 54 weeks. The event is a great opportunity to meet new people, learn new things, and have fun. You may just never leave the event it's so great
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I thought I'd come here for just one talk,
but I haven't left in years...
Our Recent Talks
Speakers
Old Man Playing Fornite
So if I press this button, I'll own noobs?
Duck Face
I just can't help it! As soon as I see a camera, it just happens...
Mr. Haaha
Ha ha ha ha ha haahahaha ha
Surpised Guy
Wow! This never ending event is incredible!
Mr Fuzz
What are you looking at? Rub my belly and give me a cookie.
Mrs. Grace
I was actually falling in this photo, but turned out great.
Schedule
| Time | Speaker | Talk Name |
|---|---|---|
| 8:00 | Albert Einstein | How to hold events that will blow everybody's mind! |
| 9:00 | Bob Saget | How to take your family to events. Especially if you have twin daughters. |
| 10:00 | Billy Bob Thorton | Why do I have to hold an event? Leave me alone |
| 11:00 | Norm | They wouldn't let me title the talk the way I wanted |
| 12:00 | Ron Paul | The Gold Standard event |
| 1:00 | Adam Smith | In capitalism, you can hold all the events you want |
| 2:00 | Socrates | Let me tell you why you don't want a direct democracy |
| 3:00 | Plato | What really is an event? |
| 4:00 | Pareto | Why 80 percent of your talk, should be about 20 percent of the subject |
| 5:00 | Elon Musk | You should throw things at your product during events. |
| 6:00 | John Locke | We are born without innate ideas, let me give you some! |
| 7:00 | Immanuel Kant | The most ethical talk about events |
| 8:00 | Rene Descartes | I think, therefor I am able to give this talk at an event about holding events! |
| Time | Speaker | Talk Name |
|---|---|---|
| 8:00 | Bruce Wayne | I'm not here to give a talk. But you will listen to me anyway |
| 9:00 | Werner Karl Heisenberg | This event is really bonded together like an atom. |
| 10:00 | Ace Ventura | Do NOT go in there! |
| 11:00 | Mozart | Your speech must flow through you like an orchestra |
| 12:00 | Oliver Twist | Please sir, can I have some more events? |
| 1:00 | Oprah Winfrey | You get a free car! And you get a free car! And YOU get a free car! |
| 2:00 | Jordan Peterson | Before you go giving speaches and telling people what to do, maybe you should clean your room! |
| 3:00 | Jeremy Clarkson | Oprah gave you a Miata, the worst car to have come out of Japan. And why you shouldn't give out cars during events |
| 4:00 | Mr. Bean | Mmmmmmm hmmm ohhhhh. |
| 5:00 | Micheal Douglas | All of this was a game? |
| 6:00 | Optimus Prime | I'm just here to protect you from Decepticons. |
| 7:00 | Napoleon | I'd advise against holding events in Russia during the winter. |
| 8:00 | Tinman | You should speak with your heart! |
| Time | Speaker | Talk Name |
|---|---|---|
| 8:00 | Thomas Edison | I didn't invent the lightbulb, but I did buy the patent off of two Canadians |
| 9:00 | Alexander Graham Bell | I did invent the telephone, and I am a Canadian |
| 10:00 | Joe Rogan | When was the last time you sat in a sensory deprevation tank? |
| 11:00 | Phil Spencer | This is about exclusives. And I'll speak on any platform you choose, where game pass exists |
| 12:00 | George Washington | Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. |
| 1:00 | Alan Turing | How can you tell whether or not I'm a machine? |
| 2:00 | Steve Jobs | Why join the navy if you can be a pirate? |
| 3:00 | George Orwell | Why now is worse than the 1984 I wrote about |
| 4:00 | Julius Ceasar | Here is how you rule over everyone at your event! |
| 5:00 | Marie Antoinette | You are all a bunch of peasants. Eat some cake. |
| 6:00 | Nikola Tesla | Don't let everyone steal your works |
| 7:00 | Elvis Presley | Make sure you let everyone know when you've left the building |
| 8:00 | John Wick | I will take all of you. Leave my puppy alone. |
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